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My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
But I know you felt it when this D Rose. Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna cha alot on this dick Are you constipated? Those boobs look very heavy Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Do you like warm weather? Do you like cherries?
I guess Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? You can touch freakg if I can touch yours with mine. Cause you are sofacking fine. Do you like warm weather? It Hertz We should play strip poker. What do you call a penguin with a large penis?
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I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing?
If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Were you conceived on a sofa? Do you like Adele? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
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I'll give you the D later. Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? Would you like a jacket?
I'll give you the D later. You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips.
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Having sex is a lot like golf. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? Will you allow me to give you the 'D' later? Can I practice stuffing your pussy? Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! This Dick a rental car company If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my liness first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Wanna Job?
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. I thought paradise was further south? Yes Do you mess around? I'm going to make you breakfast But in the night, they're on my floor Do you know who wants to beat your ass?
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If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. You Need Directions? Do you like yoga?