Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his ballsunknown. I think? Who knows what this means really? What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his.
A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
I've always heard it as: "Half past the camel's ass. A quarter past his balls lift up the rear leg and see niagra falls." But that was in 6th grade.